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I was walking through the street at around 12:00 midnight when I saw something approaching me. I stepped behind a staircase but it was coming nearer and nearer.   It was a bit small.   It had ears at the top of its head and I noticed its spiked collar.   I suddenly knew that it was a bull dog.   I thought that it will have its master with it but I was wrong.   It kept coming towards me. After going four to five steps forward, it started running towards me.   Seeing that no one was accompanying the dog, I started screaming and running.   I kept running but reached a dead end.   The dog jumped on me as I screamed and shouted for help. It was then that I woke up from my slumber and realised that I was dreaming.              

 

 

1.Why are chemist good at solving problems? Ans- They have all the solutions!   2. What is the best thing about Switzerland?   Ans. I don’t know but the flag has a big plus!   3. Why do bees have sticky hair?   Ans- because they use honey comb   4. What do you call a train carrying a bubble gum?   Ans-    A Chew – Chew train   5 . What do veg zombies eat? Ans- graaaains!!  

 

1.    Why did man invent language? Ans: Man invented language to satisfy his great desire to complain. 2.    In which battle did Napolean die? Ans: In his last one.                                  3.    What ended in 1947? Ans: 1946 4.    If  Bob has thirty-six chocolate bars and he ate twenty-seven, what does he have left? Ans: Diabetes. Bob has Diabetes. 5.    What is a snake’s favourite subject? Ans: Hissssss-story!                          

It was a long awaited trip. Joanne was looking forward to reuniting with her hardworking father who had gone on a mission to recover the Amazon endangered species. She was seventeen and had just graduated. Joanne and her mother were going to the outskirts of the Amazon forest to meet with her father and then go to the Bahamas with her family. But it was the holiday season and most airlines were full except for the LANSA airline which already had a bad reputation with two plane crashes. But they still booked the tickets considering nothing to happen as it was a short, one hour flight. The day of the trip arrived. Everything was fine until suddenly, a raging storm arose, accompanied by thunder and lightning. Then a bolt of thunder hit the plane. The plane crashed down, hitting the ground with a thud and killing all inside, except for Joanne. All bruised and exhausted, the poor soul was lying unconscious among the dead, not knowing the adventures she would endure later.   After ...

  Fierce Yaas   With bated breath we waited for you, Will you be ferocious? We had no clue. When you finally arrived, you seemed frisky, The weather looked all risky. Sometimes you brought lightning, thunder, and rains, Other times you brought dark clouds, gusty winds and strains.             In between you let the Sun peep, But soon you again turned to a creep. The night before your landfall we kept tossing on the bed, While there was constant howling and pattering on the shed. We woke up to massive demolitions on our coasts, Your wrath had flooded them the most. Your name Yaas means jasmine in Persian, But all you have given us is destruction.

Q. Why didn't the Sun go to college? A. Because it already has a million degrees.   Q. Which school does the ice-cream man go to? A. Sundae School.   Q.  Name the dinosaur that has the best vocabulary. A.The thesaurus   Q. What is a snake’s favorite subject? A. Hisstory

Yaas As the wind swirls and twirls Houses are getting hurled And after this dreadful storm Out comes a whole new world! Oh, When will this go away? When can we rest in peace? This isn’t fun at all How can it be? With its strong breeze? Go away cyclone Yaas! Pretty Please? We’ve faced enough already We don’t need more trouble We don’t want more rubble And want to stay in our peaceful bubble!

  Where do cows go on weekends? The moo-vies! What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree  Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake! Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed. What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow! How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves! How can you tell a vampire has a cold? She starts coffin. Why can’t Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go. Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby? She was a little horse. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.

  The Creepy Night “Tick-Tick”, the clock was ticking on a cold winter night. Aron went outside to the shop to bring grocery items. On his way back home, he passed by an old house which looked totally spooky. Aron was a curious boy. When he saw the old spooky house, he was a bit curious and told himself, “Strange, I haven’t ever seen this house earlier!” He thought of going inside the house. While he entered the house, a group of bats flew out and Aron got a bit scared. When he was moving forward, he heard a voice of a girl crying. He went near the girl crouched on the floor and gently touched her. The moment she lifted her face,  the sight chilled his bones. Her eyes were missing and there were scars all over the face with blood seeping out. Suddenly she stretched her hand towards him and at that instant Aron fainted. The next day he woke up hearing the chatter of the people around him. He found himself lying on a bench in the neighbourhood park.

  Who is a Friend?  Who is a friend? A friend is one who’s always beside you at any rate. Who is a friend? A friend is one who makes you laugh all the time. Who is a friend? A friend is one who loves the way you are and never ever leaves you. Who is a friend? A friend is one with whom you can share your secrets and talk non-stop. Who is a friend? A friend is one who celebrates your every win and inspires you more. Who is a friend? A friend is one who enjoys your company a lot and offers you true intimacy.

    The Solace of My Soul   The grass looks way greener over there Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature Stop trying to calm the storm, the storm will pass. The leaves in the shore, Inching closer to my heart An afternoon breeze calms me down, The cherry blossom tree casting the shadow on my lawn. The children playing around, joys my heart. Oh, you are lost! In the silence of the thunder. May this dream come around. To rise up and step down daily And fall down with the teary eyed, Quietly waiting for the day. When I close my eyes and return in the garden of my dreams, Hope is the thing with feathers. which preaches my soul now.

When Mr.Dotosbong made the decision of opening one more showroom in Tomania, Benny said that it will generate more business. Later Mr.Dotosbong put a poster in front of the showroom saying that it will be closed for three weeks, however the repairing team is available. Benny and Mr.Dotosbong went to Tomania and saw many places.   At last they found a good place for the showroom in the main city. He went to the other showrooms to buy cars for his one. A person at the another showroom asked, "What is your budget Sir?" Mr.Dotosbong said, "29 million dollars.” The person replied, “46 cars will be available at this budget.” Mr.Dotosbong said, "I only want supercars and they should be Zenotrono, Rolls Royce, Buggati and Koenigsegg. The person said okay and took Mr.Dotosbong to the garage to show him the cars. There were many cars there and some of them were the world's best supercars.   After they had bought the cars, Benny asked, "Where will we keep ...

When Mr.Dotosbong and Jimmy came back from the LSPD, they joined their family for dinner.  The next day Mr.Dotosbong got a call from the head officer at LSPD. He said, "The people who were trying to steal the bike were the members of the Lost Gang. Mr.Dotosbong had made a complaint about this and received security for his house, family and himself. The security was provided by the FIB officers. The FIB officers came with seven Land Rovers. Three guards were for Mr.Dotosbong, his family and house. Mr.Dotosbong always kept an M416 pistol and a smoke bottle with him. The guards drove Mr.Dotosbong anywhere as requested by him. Mr.Dotosbong wanted to open another showroom in Tomania or New York City. Mr.Dotosbong said, “I will be there in Los Santos but there will be another showroom.” Benny said, "Sir you should pay for it directly and not take a bank loan.  

When Amanda came to the showroom to take the Harley Davidson, she saw Mr.Dotosbong waiting for her. Mr.Dotosbong said, "Hi!  This is my new Lamborghini Terzo." Amanda said, "No! I want the Harley Davidson.” Mr.Dotosbong said, "It's there near the back gate.” Amanda quickly went and took the Harley Davidson. When she came to the main gate, she said, "Come let's go home together.” Mr.Dotosbong said, "No! I have to go to the police station." Amanda asked, "Why?" Mr.Dotosbong said that when a worker of his showroom took the Davidson, three men were trying to steal it.   They were firing bullets and the bike blasted.   That's why the bike was in the showroom.   Amanda said, "Take it to the police station and let me take the Lamborghini Terzo.” After Amanda left to go home, Mr.Dotosbong went to the Los Santos Police Department (LSPD). There he filed a complaint and the police officer asked him to keep the bike in the pol...

  Myriad Colours of Nature  O Nature and your myriad colours, How you treat the eyes and soul with wonder! The greens of the forests create mystic splendour, The blues of the seas reflect dazzling vigour. Colours give the flowers their alluring loveliness, Colours of butterflies mirror their spirited playfulness. The hues of rainbows bring magical charmness, The hues of avians spread hearty cheerfulness. O Nature let me revel in your colours! O Nature let me bow before your grandeur.

  A Ray of Light in the Dark World Long ago, when storms ravaged the sea and land, a great monster, Dagon arose from the dark depths. It was made of pure darkness. It wanted to end all living things, even the Gods who had created life and turn this world into his realm of darkness. Dagon was resistible to each of God's powers. So, the Gods decided to choose an honest, capable and kind hearted human who would be imbued with all their powers to fight Dagon and his dark followers.  The Gods chose Fisher, a daring sea pirate as their representative, to wage a war against the monsters for all eternity until the evil forces were banished completely. Captain Fisher got all kinds of powers and weapons along with a special “Tigon”, a destructive weapon which could exploit anybody's weakness and trap them.  He along with his trustworthy crew and his ship “Blackwater” sailed in the seas. He lured Dagon into the far Bermuda Triangle, a place full of violent storms and killer wa...

  Floating Masses of Water Oh! Dark clouds, Where do you come from? Whom do you seek? You roll in and  Fill up the entire sky. Who do you listen to? Where do you go? The moon, the Sun, The stars all remain  Hidden under your layers Waiting to be revealed again.

  Can Plants be Grown on Mars? Scientists have set their sights on the Red Planet and a visit to the Mars is expected in a decade or so. Now the most important question that is going on in their minds is whether plants can be grown on Mars. In the famous science fiction book “The Martian” by Andy Weir, we see how Mark Watney, a space astronaut uses the Martian soil to grow potatoes in a controlled environment habitation module. In reality, research suggests that there are some soil on Mars that do have the nutrients that plants would need to survive. However the nutrients may not be present in the right amount; so fertilizers might be needed for the soil. Further, the soil there contains perchlorates (chemical compounds), however that can be washed with water. The soil on Mars can also hold more water than on Earth, since Martian gravity is less. Then the atmosphere of Mars is mostly carbon dioxide and plants need this gas. However the extreme cold temperature there is one of th...

 Mother Nature Nature, Nature, Nature. It is there everywhere; Love her like your mother. We live happily in nature's nest, As we are in our mother's breast. Sun, moon, trees, birds and river  All are our great helpers. Shining stars light up the night sky In a distance high. It's our duty to not let her die, Hug her tightly, with a friendship tie.

 NATURE   Nature, nature, mother nature Is so important for our future Birds, trees and animals around us Do make us lively and create a lot of fuss.   Nature, nature, mother nature Is huge and great in stature It gives us food and water for free Let us not destroy it and that’s my plea.

  HAPPINESS Happiness is a long drive When my dad sits aside.   Happiness is playing a game Everyday the routine is same.   Happiness is watching a movie With popcorn and a refreshing smoothie.

  Lovely Vacation AHH! It is a lovely vacation, Playing with friends in rotation. Study has gone! Fun is on! Trips have been cancelled, Corona has to be handled.

  COLOURS   I just love colours, I really do! They are bright, they are just beautiful. The vibrant colours, the beauty of them, Attracting all the eyes, gyrating in the den. Whether it be green or blue, red or orange, So new, they are always in the mood, They are as beautiful as a fairy tale. Red for cherries, blue for berries, green for grass And yellow for sun all are so much fascinating like a gem.

After Mr.Dotosbong had delivered Jimmy's mini cooper, he was having a cup of coffee when he received a call from the worker of the showroom who had taken his Harley Davidson and met with an accident on the main Highway of Los Santos. Mr.Dotosbong and Benny quickly took Super Diamond, which was Benny's car and went there. There they saw an ambulance.   Mr.Dotosbong's Harley Davidson was completely totaled. After the ambulance had taken the worker to the hospital, and he had recovered, Mr.Dotosbong asked him, "How did this happen?" The worker said, "I was riding the bike, when all of a sudden three people were trying to shoot the bike's tyre, when suddenly the bullet went to the fuel tank." Mr.Dotosbong took his bike to the showroom and tried to repair it.   El Rubio came back from his garage and said, "The bike has been repaired but it will go very fast now because I had to change the speedometer and the bike's controls.   However, t...