Jokes for the Day - By Dhriya Ghosh

1.  Why did man invent language?

Ans: Man invented language to satisfy his great desire to complain.

2.  In which battle did Napolean die?

Ans: In his last one.                                 

3.  What ended in 1947?

Ans: 1946

4.  If  Bob has thirty-six chocolate bars and he ate twenty-seven, what does he have left?

Ans: Diabetes. Bob has Diabetes.

5.  What is a snake’s favourite subject?

Ans: Hissssss-story!