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Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't  peeling well   Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because they always have a cast!   Why did the gym close down? IT JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT!   

      What do you call a sick lemon? Ans: Lemon-aid       What has four wheels and flies? Ans: Garbage truck       What day are most number of twins born? Ans: Two’s-day (Tuesday)       What kind of key opens a banana? Ans: A mon-key       What do you call a pork that does karate? Ans: Pork Chop       Did you hear the joke about Coronavirus? Ans: Actually, never mind. I don’t want to spread it.       What are the two things you can’t have for breakfast? Ans: Lunch and dinner                                            

🤣🤣   1.            If two artists took part in a contest and got the same marks, what would happen? Ans: It would end in a “Draw”.   2.              What is white and goes up and down? Ans: Mayonnaise in an elevator!!   3.            Sandwich and Pizza bump into each other. Then, Pizza bumps into Sandwich again. What does Sandwich now say to Pizza? (Ps/Hint, Pizza and Sandwich, both have Hindi as their mother tongue.) Ans: Sandwich says to Pizza, “PiZzA hUt!!”   4.              Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Ans: Up his sleevies.   5.            Teacher- ‘Write five sentences for your essay.’ Ans:  Me- Oh ok, that is super easy What I wrote in the essay: Five sent...

Mom- What are you doing son? Son- I am recording my baby sister. Mom- Why? Son- Because when she grows up I am going to make her hear it and tell her to explain what she said.    

1) What does the garlic bread says to the pizza? Answer – PIZZA HUT! 2)   Tell me the name of one room where there is no wall? Answer – MUSHROOM! 3)    Why is 6 afraid of 7? Answer – Because 7 ate 9 – 7 8 9! 4)    Why did the orange stop? Answer – Because it ran out of juice 5)    How do u make an apple turnover? Answer – Push it down a hill 6)    What happens to grapes when u step on them? Answer – The wine 7)    Why did the banana go to the doctor? Answer – because it wasn’t peeling well.  

1.Why are chemist good at solving problems? Ans- They have all the solutions!   2. What is the best thing about Switzerland?   Ans. I don’t know but the flag has a big plus!   3. Why do bees have sticky hair?   Ans- because they use honey comb   4. What do you call a train carrying a bubble gum?   Ans-    A Chew – Chew train   5 . What do veg zombies eat? Ans- graaaains!!  

1.    Why did man invent language? Ans: Man invented language to satisfy his great desire to complain. 2.    In which battle did Napolean die? Ans: In his last one.                                  3.    What ended in 1947? Ans: 1946 4.    If  Bob has thirty-six chocolate bars and he ate twenty-seven, what does he have left? Ans: Diabetes. Bob has Diabetes. 5.    What is a snake’s favourite subject? Ans: Hissssss-story!                          

Q. Why didn't the Sun go to college? A. Because it already has a million degrees.   Q. Which school does the ice-cream man go to? A. Sundae School.   Q.  Name the dinosaur that has the best vocabulary. A.The thesaurus   Q. What is a snake’s favorite subject? A. Hisstory

  Where do cows go on weekends? The moo-vies! What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree  Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake! Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed. What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow! How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves! How can you tell a vampire has a cold? She starts coffin. Why can’t Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go. Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby? She was a little horse. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.