Laugh at Jokes - By Dhriya Ghosh

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1.           If two artists took part in a contest and got the same marks, what would happen?

Ans: It would end in a “Draw”.

 

2.            What is white and goes up and down?

Ans: Mayonnaise in an elevator!!

 

3.           Sandwich and Pizza bump into each other. Then, Pizza bumps into Sandwich again. What does Sandwich now say to Pizza? (Ps/Hint, Pizza and Sandwich, both have Hindi as their mother tongue.)

Ans: Sandwich says to Pizza, “PiZzA hUt!!”

 

4.            Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

Ans: Up his sleevies.

 

5.           Teacher- ‘Write five sentences for your essay.’

Ans: Me- Oh ok, that is super easy

What I wrote in the essay:

Five sentences.