Jokes - By Prattoy Sen

 

    What do you call a sick lemon?

Ans: Lemon-aid

 

    What has four wheels and flies?

Ans: Garbage truck

 

    What day are most number of twins born?

Ans: Two’s-day (Tuesday)

 

    What kind of key opens a banana?

Ans: A mon-key

 

    What do you call a pork that does karate?

Ans: Pork Chop

 

    Did you hear the joke about Coronavirus?

Ans: Actually, never mind. I don’t want to spread it.

 

    What are the two things you can’t have for breakfast?

Ans: Lunch and dinner