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It was 8:30pm on a Saturday night. I was all alone at home, as my parents had gone on their weekly date night. I was sitting on my sofa, all comfortable, with a packet of Doritos, watching my favourite television show, when I heard a noise. I couldn’t quite put my finger on what it was, but after some observation, I determined that it was a loud thud followed by a scratching noise. I didn’t think much of it, as we lived in an almost deserted area with just a few houses, near a big forest, so it was probably some wild critter.   *DING DING DING* … My alarm went off, and as I looked at it, I realized it was 9:00pm, time to eat dinner. I went to the kitchen and made myself a nice bowl of steaming soup, and just as I was about to leave the kitchen, my eye caught something outside the window. A dark shadow, outside. I froze in my steps, looking at the shadow.   Now you might be thinking it's probably just the neighbours taking out the trash. It was of course a Saturday...

 

Once upon a time, there was a sage who used to meditate under a tree. Many devotees came to visit him every day. They gave him food and water and took blessings from him. People say that he used to meet the gods. One day, a man from the city came to the village. He was an atheist. He hated religious peoples. He had debated with famous religious leaders and won against them. He stayed in the village for 5 weeks. On his 3 rd week, he went and challenged the sage. The next day the villagers crowded near the tree. The sage sat under the tree and the atheist sat on a chair. The debate started. Atheist- I know you all do this to earn money Sage- Do what? Atheist- Fool the people. Sage- Fool the people! Really? Atheist- Now answer my first question. I will not ask what is God or who is God. I will ask why do we need to worship God? Sage- (laughed and said) We have many gods. We believe that God is present in every particle. So we respect every particle in the universe. Afte...

 

Hello!!! I am Pranjal, the famous youtuber Frishis (my channel’s name). My secret is that I am a superhero (don’t tell anyone, reader). Yes, it is true. I am the invincible BLACKBACK. In India there are so many crimes but the master mind is only one; Terpedo. He was my best friend, but is now my enemy. One day when I opened my computer, I saw that my channel had crossed 40 million subscribers, I started to cry with happiness. But then something hit me. It was the power of Pedo (I call Terpedo (Rocky) Pedo). I knew it! He was going to do something evil. I just went to my secret basement, wore my suit, went to the Backcar and went straight to the Speed League tower.   I met with my team as being the captain it is my duty to keep my team updated. There are 6 heroes and 1 chief in my team. They are Redeye, Queaxe, Vextor, Clawsnap, Nightbolt and myself. I spoke with chief and said that Pedo is going to steal the Supersonic Cosmic Slasher (SSCS). “It has taken us 30 years to make. I...

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't  peeling well   Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because they always have a cast!   Why did the gym close down? IT JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT!   

 

 

 

 

12.58 p.m.   Monday December 6, 2021   Dear Steve, Today, I had to wake up very early as I had my Biology test. I started my day by revising the chapter but I was extremely tensed at that time.   Then I joined the meeting and took the test, which can’t be judged as easy or hard. After that I attended all the other classes till 1:30 p.m., had a delicious lunch which was made by my chef-mother, played some online games with my friends and slept. When I woke up, I saw my parents preparing to go out somewhere. I was a little confused and asked them what’s going on? They replied “We are going to MarienPlatz!!!” I was surprised by that but I didn’t know the place.   However, my father guided the route and finally we reached. It is wonderful with a huge mansion like house and a large tree with beautiful lighting on it. We roamed around, bought some items (shoes, clothes etc) had some snacks in a weird looking café etc. After some enjoyment, we took a metro to ...

      What do you call a sick lemon? Ans: Lemon-aid       What has four wheels and flies? Ans: Garbage truck       What day are most number of twins born? Ans: Two’s-day (Tuesday)       What kind of key opens a banana? Ans: A mon-key       What do you call a pork that does karate? Ans: Pork Chop       Did you hear the joke about Coronavirus? Ans: Actually, never mind. I don’t want to spread it.       What are the two things you can’t have for breakfast? Ans: Lunch and dinner                                            

First experience of a snowy day, The coolest day, I’ve ever had. With sprinkles of snow everywhere, Yes, it was all snow clad.   Everything was white, above and on the ground With not much people moving around. The feel was like a beautiful heaven, While walking around with uncle Ken. What a winter wonderland it was Waiting for Christmas gifts from Santa Claus.                  

  Everyone hears the same old story Some dumb old prophecy Where the knight saves the "damsel in distress  But they don't know she can save herself.    They all think she's just a Damsel In Distress Incapable of saving herself Can't fight against the bad guys Little do they know these are all just lies   She fights with a sword in secret Hoping no one knows just yet She'll be the first one to beat anyone in a fight Better than any other castle knight   They don't let her enter any competition Just cause she's a female Can't go on a single mission They think that she's just gonna fail.    But she climbs mountains. She can defeat any villain She's not the damsel in distress A different kind of princess!  

11.50 p.m.   Sunday December 5, 2021   Dear Steve, This is my first day in Munich, Germany. After going through a lot of problems, I have finally reached my dad.   I was very excited to meet him after a very long time.   First, my mother and I reached Delhi from Kolkata and then we traveled to Frankfurt. The first sight of Germany was beautiful but cold which can’t be expressed in words.   We went outside the airport where my father was eagerly waiting for us. After that we took a train to Munich which was going at a slow speed because of the snowfall. I was actually a little hungry at that time but my father’s awesome breakfast washed away all my hunger. When we reached home, my mother and I felt a little cosy because there was a heater warming us. My parents unpacked all the baggage in just 2 mins. After some time, we all had a delicious lunch and rested a little because we were tired. In the evening, we went to a park where I enjoyed a lot...

Once upon a time, there was a fox. He was trying to hunt for a big, fat and juicy prey for almost a year.  Finally, the day came. He spotted a big fat elephant. So he hunted it down and had a lavish meal.  Without thinking of any bones, he kept eating and eating until a small bone got stuck in his mouth.  He yelled out loud for help. He announced a big reward for whoever could take out the bone stuck in his mouth. Many animals refused to but a crane that was passing by heard this and was ready to accept it. Then the crane was taken to the fox and the greedy crane was ready to take out the bone for a reward. The crane said, “It will pain but the bone will come out.” Slowly, the crane took out the bone and the fox was free of pain. When the crane asked for his prize, the fox said,”Haha! There is no prize. But you should thank god as I did not bite your beak. I could have bitten it easily. Go away!”  The crane was really sad and angry to hear this as he took out the bon...

The Mango Tree was a big one that grew tasty and healthy mangoes each year. He was proud of himself. He stood tall and strong during storms and rain.   Near him were many small carrots growing. The mango tree made fun of them saying that they will be easily uprooted.  Then, one day, some woodcutters came into the forest for timber.  The woodcutters saw the tall mango tree. They decided to take a rest for a few hours under that tree. Suddenly, one of the woodcutters woke up and started chopping down the mango tree. The small carrots saw the woodcutters chopping down the mango tree. The hungry woodcutters did not see them as they were well hidden by the other tall grasses. And so, then went on chopping and chopping the tree until it finally came down with a thud. And that was the end of the over-confident mango tree.